What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?