What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.