What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.