What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction