What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !