How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.