How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!