How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!