How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.