Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!