I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Global Worming.
His wife.
Marry her.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
The Salivation Army.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
Earth wind and fire
I guess I didn't plan it very well!"
Bat you'll never guess!
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently