Rotate Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado