What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.