What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.