What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!