What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.