His wife.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Attila the Bun.
It takes four years to get an election.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
They always take things the wrong way.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Some mo Mexicans!