How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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A Brazillionaire!

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."