How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.