How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."