What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross