What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.