What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender