What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Because they finish each other's sentences

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She blows me and I owe her one.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.