What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender