What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.