What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.