What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender