You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
A book has papers.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
The husband.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
So that they have something to pick in the off-season.
A free-LOTR
The riverbank.
In legal tender