You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
A: On a blind date!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
To blow of a little steam
A half hour of begging.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
The riverbank.