Paycheck Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.