What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.