What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.