You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
They're both brown except the snowball.
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
The cold shoulder.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
He had loco motives.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
In legal tender
To prevent tooth DK.