You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
One composes, the other decomposes...
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A free-LOTR
In legal tender
Danke Shn.
To prevent tooth DK.