Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!