If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
So he could make ends meet!
To trip ants.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Abbey stung me on the nose !
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Because they're playing on console.
Baster! Baster!
