Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.