When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Rick O'Shea.
They break their nose!
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Because it's the scenter!
Rage Upon the Latrine
The Antelopes.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"