What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.