What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*