What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out