scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
She was wearing mittens
She was having contractions.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
He pulled his hamstring!
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
He grabs a hoe.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
