How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!