How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it