How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.