How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!