How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.