How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.