Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.