Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang