Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.