What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool