What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive