What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave