What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive