What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.