What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.