What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.