What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.