What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

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What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.