What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.