What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.