What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System