Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.