Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.