Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.