Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.