Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.