Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.