Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.