Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.