Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.