Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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A pig tail!

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.