Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Garbage.

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Out of the trash and into the garbage

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.