Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
The posters.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
An alarm, you pervert!
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!