How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!