How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.