How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!