How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!