Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Mourning
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!