How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.