Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!