How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.