What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!