An alarm, you pervert!
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God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
With closed eyes.
Twix.
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!