What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.