What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.