They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Can I please get a drink "
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Legs
The whole thing was a gas.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Because he couldn't concentrate.
He married his cousin.
