Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common?

They're both flat.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.