Can I please get a drink "
Fantastic
JUST-ICE
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because he wanted a hot rod.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
It lost its contacts.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
OH SNaP!