What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.