What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots