What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.