What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.