What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!