What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded