What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.