What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs