What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs