Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.