Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.