Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.