Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.