Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.