How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.