How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists