How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists