What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.