How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine