How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.