How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.