How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.