How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances