How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.