How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine