How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.