Paralympic Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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