Walking.
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Coffee Mug
None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
Not being retarded
A receding hareline.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Decaf coffee!
A rebell
They both came in a little behind.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Atrophy
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!