Paralympic Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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A guard dog !

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.