Walking.
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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
he asks. Because my arm is getting tired
Au!"
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Vanmailen.
thieves..
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
