Walking.
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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
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Au!"
I'm at your service ma'am.
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Stay"