No one ever told me to drink Naruto
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
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Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
He was always drinking on the job
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
Bereave it.
