What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.