What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.