What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.