What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.