How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.