What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything