What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."