A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
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A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Wizz Air
Hang on a minute."
Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.
An apology.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
A stripper
A last name.
Because 'Illinois you!
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
A Warsaw...
The pole dance.
His surname
