What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.