What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."