What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.