What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water