A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
I cry when I chop an onion.
Eggs actually get laid.
Pick up lines
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
1 bear.
You're turning me on!
Take away their beds...
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
a pilot, you racist
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
