What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.