What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.