What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.