A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
Pick up lines
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Jerry's kids.
Juan down, a million more to go.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
