What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.