What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.