What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.