My girlfriend knows about my wife.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Is this some sort of yolk
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
