What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?