What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking