What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.