What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.