What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.