What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.