Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Reddittor Jokes More Reddittor Jokes

Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy