Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Reddittor Jokes More Reddittor Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise