Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!