A bundt cake!
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
A "shhh"nauzer
A hot air baboon!
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A denom-nom-nominator!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
A bundt cake.