38+ Funny Cake Jokes - Curious United

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!