What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"