Because the whole state is inbred
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
They didn't get their whey.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Inbred