Because the whole state is inbred
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A: Maryland and Misury
They both left bodies in four states.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
So they can park in handicap spots.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
A ginger-inbred!