What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.