What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.