What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.