What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.