What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com