What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.