Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space