Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.