Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.