Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn