Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!